Bush-The Search for WMDs

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George Bush was standing at the podium in a press conference.

"We must find the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq!" he said. "I know that Saddam Hussein has them. I know not whether the WMDs are digital or physical, but I know that they are there."

The next day, troops were sent out to Iraq. There were people smacking each other with Windows, and they seemed eXPerienced at doing so. There were also broken windows at what appeared like game tables for various games, and the broken windows had "WinME" written in large print on paper taped to them.

The troops set out in finding the WMDs, but they couldn't figure out where they were. Meanwhile, the WMDs were in plain site. Soon, the practice of smacking computers with Windows started back in the United States. It became the Vista of modern society.

George Bush never got it, the Windows computer operating system is the WMD of Micro$oft, and it's all over the world, dominating PCs everywhere.