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A friend who fixes computers got this system in one day, this is what was found on it:

15331 Files identified Infected 
15709 Files Infected w/Worms 
 102 Trojans identified
  24 Dialers identified

1489 Malware objects identified
 72+ Processes running (at times 10 more or less)
 225 Result: malware found

15331 
 1489
  102
   72
  225                   

equals 21287 
15250 files infected. C:\WINDOWS\system32\ Virus identified WORM//PADOBOT.V, Infected 
   432 files infected.  C:\WINDOWS\system32\     Virus identified WORM//Opanki.GV","Infected
     27 files infected C:\WINDOWS\system32\     Virus identified WORM/NACHI.B","Infected

Complete Test 11/19/2006,12:12:14 AM 67501 Files scanned 15330 Files Infected, Virus