I want an M$ OS too!
From Ark Linux Wiki
A friend who fixes computers got this system in one day, this is what was found on it:
15331 Files identified Infected
15709 Files Infected w/Worms
102 Trojans identified
24 Dialers identified
1489 Malware objects identified
72+ Processes running (at times 10 more or less)
225 Result: malware found
15331
1489
102
72
225
equals 21287
15250 files infected. C:\WINDOWS\system32\ Virus identified WORM//PADOBOT.V, Infected
432 files infected. C:\WINDOWS\system32\ Virus identified WORM//Opanki.GV","Infected
27 files infected C:\WINDOWS\system32\ Virus identified WORM/NACHI.B","Infected
Complete Test 11/19/2006,12:12:14 AM 67501 Files scanned 15330 Files Infected, Virus